A poem by Beverly Stock.
There are writers and there are poets
There are cheetahs and there are hobbits
Writers, poets, cheetahs and hobbits, man
And beast have annoying habits.
Annoying habits make fools complain
Complain too much and it all sounds the same.
Nails on a blackboard or drive some in wood
Eat squash for lunch or playing squash is good.
Current logic is deep like a river
Holding live current while wet makes me quiver
Hold a racket or simply shout out loud
If you understood this, you made me proud.